We came down to Kharkiv to worship the Dutch,
to watch them break free from their cumbersome chains,
to applaud their approach and their deftness of touch
and the beauty that flows through their footballing veins.
For they are a team that deserve oh so much
and really should win the whole thing for their pains.
Yes we came down to Kharkiv to worship the Dutch,
yet strangely, we ended up cheering the Danes.