The Swedes are gone; we’ll miss their chants
and how they caused us all to look askance
at France 
They led the French a merry dance
and scarcely offered up a single chance
to France 
Did Ibrahimovich perchance
administer a swift kick up the pants 
to France 
Les Bleus took a defensive stance
which has occasioned many irate rants
which has occasioned many irate rants
in France 
And Guildenstern and Rosencrantz
sided with the boys from Herts and Hants
over France 
They ran around like headless ants
and played as if they’d been put in a trance,
did France 
And journos, full-time or free-lance,
have said they will not take a second glance
at France 
In football, there’s not much romance,
so Sweden 
like France 

 
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